Spaceship

I am not sure but I think this is a prayer.

When we figure out just what we think we need in life, it smirks and seems to say “Gotcha.” What a fuck he is…this God person. I mean seriously who would create such a large and expansive Universe, create humans on a remote arm of the Milky Way galaxy, and leave a book there detailing mandates to humanity…yet…leave out the part about how to traverse this virtually infinite expanse of his beautiful “creation”…that we call the Universe. Come on, how kickass would it be to fly around a binary star system?

But Gods a fuckhead, and won’t just fucking take a minute out of his time to build me a badass spaceship. Sure we can go to the Moon and look through telescopes (which is essentially time travel by sight) at distant celestial bodies…OK…I’ll throw Mars in the mix too. Why not? Let’s fucking go to Mars. So two planets and one Moon? That’s all we’re gonna do? That’s all I get for my short lifespan?

Realizing that your one true passion is unachievable because human life is so short is sad. So God, for the love of all that holy-fuck-shit, build me a goddamn spaceship with kickass weapons and a crew of hot alien bitches who like to party…OH, and don’t forget the autopilot…I would hate to get an interstellar D.U.I.

Could you imagine the fine on that one?

People arn't

Remember when reliance was a requisite for humanity?
I don't.


In fact I have never lived in a time in which infallibility was a vital part of my experience.

Sure this concept seems unadorned and homely, but how many times do we expect others to circumvent (or at least aid in) our enigmas?
Be honest with yourself.


No one can claim to be wholly capable in literally all aspects of life. So get fucking real.



We all need a kick in the ass sometimes.


So what?

What does that even mean? Simply put; I have met people whose lives are absolutely consumed with responsibility. Those who have no time to enjoy the simplicity of existence, and yet, they do. These few find solace in life...they don't believe that it is a chore to deal with a routine that at the end of that arduous road will (given time) lead to the very relic they sought.



And yet some with silver tongues will tempt you to eat the apple of their lies. The wicked ones who possess nothing more in their life than their own indulgence.


Those whose souls are covered in a thick tar of self, and who lack the drive to be human.



They spit lies from their gnarled maw about their intentions to amend their relative failures, and these people never find their end of the rainbow.



I just do not have it within me to keep being "civil" with those aforementioned.



So in short,

I wish to jab holes in you with a rail-road-spike, fill you with gasoline, and burn you from the inside out. You fucks.

"Our" star

happens to heat our planet...

Well just so you know, it can cool our planet as well.



I hope humans die so that there is no one left to bitch and whine about the environment....because guess what folks...WE are the problem.



Wise up.



The "Earth" is about 4.6 Billion years old which is relatively 9-10 Billion years LESS than the entire universe.



Humans have been evolving...
-side note: unless you are retarded and claim that evolution is only a "theory"

...for millions of years.



-side note to the side note: Does everyone realize that gravity is "only a theory" too?

Do me a favor, pick up the closest object to you and throw it high in the air.



...so a few million years is a blink in the lifespan of the universe OR even the "Earth.
"

Get off of your goddamn high horse. If you really want to "do the Earth a favor" start convincing people to shoot themselves in the face and die. That way if we could eliminate a "metric-fuck-ton" of the population we might actually be able to live in harmony with the Earth that some of us who wear suits and appear on TV, and are massive consumers in their own right claim to want.



Fuck you and leave your lights on.